Born:
| 30 June 1977
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Live:
| Fresno, CA, USA, Earth.
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Height:
| 178 cm
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Weight:
| 78 kg
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Hair (head):
| buzz-cut, brown-red
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Hair (face):
| jaw-line-length buzz-cut sideburns, red-brown
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Hair (elsewhere):
| plentiful and unaltered, red-brown
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Eyes:
| Blue, uncorrected
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Handed:
| Right
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Skin:
| Teutonic, lots of birthmarks, summer arm-and-neck tans
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Body:
| pudgier than I want to be, innie, circumcised, medium-build, long-limbed, narrow-skulled, big-nosed. Your average Anglo-Dutch-German-Russian mutt without a foreskin.
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Clothes:
| black. Mid-price to discount. Baggy, layered, button-up.
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Pants:
| 34 w 34 l (XL). Damn long legs.
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Shirts:
| 16.5 35/36 (XL). Dam long arms.
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Undergarments:
| briefs or boxer-briefs with slacks and thin-material-trousers. Boxers with casuals and cargos. Freeball in jeans and tighter trousers.
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Diet:
| Everything. Fast food, processed food, fattening food. Occasional detox. Occasional vegetable.
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Favorite food:
| Greek. Falafel. Stuffed grape leaves. Hummus.
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Second favorite food:
| Mexican. Torta carnitas. Taco carne asada.
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Drink:
| Socially, infrequently.
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Favorite alcohol:
| Beer. Red. Newcastle.
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Favorite liquor drink:
| Dry Bombay gin martini. Lime, no olive.
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Favorite liquer drink:
| Red-headed hooker.
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Occupation:
| Office toady.
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Career goal:
| Small-town deputy D.A.
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Sexual preference:
| 90% homosexual.
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Sexual fetishes:
| stocky jocks (football, baseball, heavyweight wrestlers), chubby Mexican boys with facial hair, butch goth boys, chubby blue-collar-white-trash-red-necks. Fred Durst with his mouth sewn up. Groups.
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Most unusual fantasy:
| Drew Carrey or lipstick lesbians.
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Marital status:
| A marriage has been arranged.
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Free-time:
| Online, live audience or tele-audience.
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Schedule:
| Corporate slave. 8-5. Not good without sleep.
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Exercise:
| walk to coffeehouse most days of the week.
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Surroundings:
| black fabric. Black paint. Black carpet. Black accessories. Compact fluorescent bulbs. Storage for everything. If it's not glass it won't get dusted.
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Vices:
| Coffee (Columbian dark), clove cigarettes, porn, sushi, consumer electronics.
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Health:
| hypertension (controlled with Accupril), cholesterol, melanoma, otherwise healthy.
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Turn-offs:
| Drugs, excrement, pain, poor communicative skills, head games.
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Political/philosophical:
| Atheist, more right-leaning than left, individualist, personal-responsibility junkie.
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Housekeeping:
| Near-OCD level of organization. Clean and tidy all-around. Shelved, not stacked.
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Obsessions:
| Good communication. Future-oriented. Organizing my collections. Avoiding crowds. Analyzing my life.
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