| Born: |
30 June 1977, Fresno, CA, USA, Earth.
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| Live: |
Today, Right Now, Winston-Salem, NC, USA,
Earth. |
| Height: |
178 cm |
| Weight: |
105 kg |
| Hair (head): |
shortish to buzz-cut, black (assisted) |
| Hair (face): |
Well-trimmed full beard, black (assisted) |
| Hair (elsewhere): |
plentiful and unaltered, red-brown |
| Eyes: |
Blue, uncorrected |
| Handed: |
Right |
| Skin: |
Teutonic, lots of birthmarks, summer arm-and-neck
tans |
| Body: |
pudgy, round-tummied, innie, circumcised,
medium-build, long-limbed, narrow-skulled, big-pointy-nosed. |
| Clothes: |
black. Mid-price to discount. Baggy, layered,
button-up, cut-off. |
| Pants: |
38 w 34 l (XL). |
| Shirts: |
17.5 35/36 (XL). |
| Undergarments: |
Bikini/biker/briefs. Black. Occasional
freeball. |
| Diet: |
Everything. Carnivore side of omnivore. |
| Favorite food: |
Carbaholic Italian. Big Salads. |
| Second favorite food: |
Spiceaholic Asian. Dim Sum. |
| Drink: |
Dry as of 24 June 2004. |
| Drugs: |
Been there, done that. Will not do again. |
| Occupation: |
Globetrotting Accounting Crack Whore (GACWTM).
|
| Career goal: |
Changes with the seasons. Currently somewhere between corporate accounting and eccentric college professor. |
| Sexual preference: |
98% homosexual. |
| Types/Fetishes: |
Butch goth boys, leather queens, chunky scruffy Latin boys. Buys who take pictures of supermarkets. |
| Marital status: |
Coupled as of 27 October 2001. "Partnered" as of 19 December 2001. Married-in-fact as of 31 August 2002. Married-in-law (sort of) at San Francisco City Hall 16 February 2004. |
| Free-time occupations:
|
Online time-wasting. Live audience or
tele-audience diversions. |
| Schedule: |
Corporate slave. 8-5ish. More morning-person
than night-owl. |
| Exercise: |
Urban hiking, Neighborhood park frolicking,
Yardwork and gardening. |
| Surroundings: |
Black fabric. Flat/matte-finish paint.
Strong colors. Black accessories. Compact fluorescent bulbs. Mid-20th-century
design. Storage for everything. Dusting where convenient, nick-nacks
where inconvenient. Crimson, rust, olive, navy, bronze, silver
(no gold), anti-pastels.
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| Vices: |
Coffee (Kenyan, Ethiopian), Dark/bitter chocolate, salty food, consumer electronics. |
| Health: |
hypertension (controlled with ACE inhibitors),
cholesterol, numerous skin annoyances, otherwise healthy. |
| Political/philosophical:
|
Atheist, more right-leaning than left, individualist, personal-responsibility
junkie. |
| Housekeeping: |
Near-OCD level of organization. Clean
and tidy all-around. Shelved, not stacked. A place for everything
and everything in its place. |
| Obsessions: |
Good communication. Future-oriented. Organizing
my collections/possessions. Avoiding crowds. Analyzing my life.
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