Merry Xmas to All!
Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year. It
is a colorful and absorbing celebration of wealth and Earthly pleasures
that modern, secular, Western civilization has brought to our world.
Christmas, especially in America, celebrates several important aspects
of modern culture which are valuable and worth celebrating more than
any others: wealth, technology, justice and endulgence. All four of
these are rooted in the inventions of Western civilization, without
which a thing like the modern American Christmas would be impossible:
capitalism and the selfish standard of value.
Wealth is at the center of a holiday as joyful as Christmas.
Christmas is a holiday that requires and rewards the wealthy like no
other. The mass-commercialism of Christmas is best enjoyed by those
who have engaged their minds and expertise at building wealth and managing
it well, so that at this time of year they can justifiably reward themselves
and those they value with expensive, endulgent, extravagant gifts of
all varieties.
Wealth is also created in enormous quantities by the
existence of this most capitalistic of holidays. Advertizing gets more
colorful and ubiquitous and inventive with every passing season, as
new innovations in media allow businesses of every type to display their
wares to all, to make millions on an original and rewarding product
which will bring joy to people to buy it or receive it as a gift. Retailors
who fail to address the mass desire to celebrate and spend by their
customers at this time of year often will not survive to see the next
holiday season. Succeeding from one Christmas to the next is the true
sign of a successful consumer marketing and business plan, and has generated
one of the most memorable aspects of the holiday season: "Black
Friday", when retailors' year-long preparation for this festive
season are either rewarded by their passing from the red ink of loss
to the black ink of profitability or not.
The fact that wealth is a central component to the
execution and enjoyment of a holiday is proof positive of the triumph
of American capitalism and commercialism, and such a holiday is to be
celebrated with no end of excitement.
Christmas is also a celebration of modern technology.
During no other time of year (even convention season in Silicon Valley)
is technology so vividly on display. The two easiest ways to witness
the march of technology through the past couple centuries are to watch
the toy aisles of a given retailer every Christmas, or simply take a
ride down any residential street on a cold December night.
Toys are a very colorful and identifiable end-product
of the march of technology. Not only does the sophistication and safety
of childrens' toys tell the story of how we are advancing the human
condition in our world, but they describe how fast technology becomes
an affordable part of daily life. The innovations required to make a
remote-controled robot cheaply and safely and in sufficient quantities
to satisfy a massive number of children are more visible today than
ever, with the advent of mass media, which show us these innovations
in roaring and vivid technicolor on Saturday mornings and in the windows
of every Walgreens.
Aside from toys, technological progress is evident
in the way every resident of a modern neighborhood lives out their Christmas
season. Displays of bright, efficient, colorful lights sparkle on nearly
every house as you wind your way through street after street in any
American city, whether urban or suburban, rich or poor, old or new.
Homes become warmer and more comfortable every year, as cheaper and
more efficient heating methods are invented and incorporated into both
new construction and renovation. Agricultural innovations and biotechnology
give us bigger turkeys and hams, tastier and fresher fruits and vegatables,
and cheaper grains and processed and prepared foods for our holiday
tables.
Every year the technology which our modern, capitalistic,
secular civilization makes possible is nowhere more vibrantly on display
than at the holiday table; watching families dressed in light, short-sleeved
attire while it is snowy and freezing outside; as they shovel through
massive quantities of food; food which is of a higher quality than ever
before, coming from all corners of the Earth, and freshly harvested
mere days or weeks ago, though it might not grow locally for months
without modern hydroponics or logistics.
Christmas is also a time of justice. Christmas demonstrates
this modern innovation more than any other time of year. At no other
time is the creation and disposal of personal wealth so unabashedly
on display. The more savvy and successful an individual is, the greater
his chances to endulge and enjoy the Christmas season, and the greater
his personal comfort and enjoyment will be as he passes the cold of
winter in a warm dwelling filled with festive sights and sounds and
wonderful food and family.
The guilt industry tries very hard to make the wealthy
and successful in our society squander our holidays on the poor and
unsuccessful, but every year the wealthy spend more on themselves and
those that really matter to them (as opposed to indigent strangers).
We celebrate the holidays as a time of "giving" and "sharing",
but those words fail to emphasise the fact that those places where Christmas
is more festive and celebrated are the places where it is overwhelmingly
only those we love that we give to and share with. Nothing is more depressing
than a cold Soviet Christmas...
Justice is nowhere more simply stated than in our favorite
secular God's own morality. Santa is truly a modern diety reflecting
the values of the modern Western world. In all his classic tales, Santa
rewards good children with gifts, and passes over the bad ones. His
idea of justice and its lessons to youth are simple: be good. He may
not specify what particular standard upon which this value is to be
judged, but we do that ourselves every year: we produce, we enjoy and
we endulge.
Which brings us to the final and most important lesson
of the modern Christmas: the celebration of epicurian endulgement.
Santa brings frivolous toys to good children who are
already nestled snug in their beds. He doesn't bring porridge to starving
and naked third-world children. The tale of Santa speaks to our celebration
of those who have already looked after their needs, and are being rewarded
for what they can already provide for themselves, right now, in this
world. Christmas is thus a celebration of our ability to enjoy this
world as much as we are able. To understand that we can deliver to ourselves
our own holiday cheer, and experience all the wonderful fruits our minds
can produce, we have made Christmas the holiday of Earthly pleasures.
So crank up the heat, set the oven for a 40-pound bird,
and don't bother feeling guilty for the 20 pounds your family can't
manage to stuff down their gullets before it goes bad. Take a drive
down a sparkling megawatt-juiced suburban street, bright as daylight
and humming with the energy of every modern convenience contained in
every glowing house. You made your holiday with your own talents and
abilities. All that is required is that YOU enjoy it.
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